The Boys Go to Dubois

Richthofen’s Journal #1: I received the news that Joe rogan the butcher of Suez was nearby. I attempted to assemble the boys, but I was too late. Joe Rogan had assembled an army of at least 400,000 ottomans. In the battle Lawrence of arabia, Shane, and M Shadows were killed. Me and Noel miller survived with 1960’s Django and Martin Luther King jr., who was now a cyborg..Joe rogan was captured by three strange clown men.

 

Richthofen looked to the group of men that stood before him,

“This is no longer about Joe Rogan.” Richthofen stated

“Whoever clown men are they can not live!” Richthofen yelled

Django approached Richthofen holding a revolver,

“How do reckon we stop them?” Django asked

“With this” richthofen said, confidently

Richthofen pressed a button. A piece of Mars came hurtling towards the Suez. From the piece of mars, a large man in green armor holding a super shotgun rose up from the debris. Cyber-luther stood ready,

“THREAT DETECTED” cyber-luther said

“No our savior.” Richthofen said

The Doomslayer slammed cyber-luther in face incapacitating him. Richthofen looked to the group and held out the kronorium,

“This book has become useless in the face of cringe”he said

“Doom Slayer is our only hope”Ricthofen stated,

Richthofen formed a small group, consisting of Cyber-luther, Django, Doomslayer and himself,

“Noel my friend take the Kronorium”Richthofen said

“But it's useless”Noel replied

“It’s the most expensive thing I own” Richthofen said

The group left with Noel standing alone, Noel began to durf on all the corpses. The small group teleported following the Joker’s cringe portal. They arrived at a temple in illinois while a battle was happening, they could hear what sounded like Chris Pratt screaming,

“OH YEAH BABY WHOOOO”

They all ran towards the group only to be stopped by Jared Leto Joker,

“Move clown” Richthofen said

The crazed clown just began to lick his lips and moan like a door creaking ,

“Doom Slayer kill him” Richthofen said

Doom Slayer shot Jared Leto, who then began to glow yellow. Doom Slayer proceeded to turn Jared Leto into red paste. In Jared Leto entrails was thermonuclear bomb,

“Oh god NO” Richthofen yelled

Richthofen then sent Django and Doom Slayer back to Egypt. Richthofen and Cyber-luther looked at each other,

“Herr Luther we’re going to fucking die” Richthofen said

“I have a dream” said Cyber-Luther

just then the bomb went off killing the two men, but Richthofen managed to contain the blast, saving the temple.